If you think stupid children's names like 'Moon Unit' and 'Blanket' are a modern phenomenon for celebrities... think again: I just read about...
I saw a homeless guy sitting in the street with a hammer and a saw. He had a sign saying, 'Woodwork For Food'.
It pains me to say that my mother passed away in the early hours of this morning after a lenghty battle with my father's pillow. :eek:
A blond woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage...
Clinton must have forgotten his osama bin laden foreign policy
My black neighbour is really upset because she's just found out she's having twins. She should consider it a blessing because it's such a rare...
Politicians warn an attack on Syria could open Pandora's box. As soon as the bombing starts i'm inviting my neighbor Pandora for a 'coffee'.
I worry about what else my memory foam mattress can remember.
Every where else but America, she's known as Kilometery Cyrus. :D ahahahaha ha ha ha :D
What do you call a piece of land where Russia & America intend to test out their latest military weapons on each other? Syria.
A bar walks into a man. The bartender says, "That's it! Abar, watch where you are going you dopey muslim cunt."
'Duck Dynasty' succeeds by offering wholesome, family-friendly entertainment In the Season 4 premiere of âDuck Dynasty,â Robertson family...
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Nutmeg gets revenge on the section 8 tenant..:D lmao... 2 family. Downstairs - young pretty single mom 2 kids. I was in the apt once,...
My girlfriend told me I had a small penis. Well, she didn't say it, but she got "INSERT JOKE HERE" tattooed on her pussy.
The 6 different sizes of penis 1.......Travis 2.......Medium 3.......Large 4.......Oh my god 5.......Holy fuck 6.......Does that...
Travis takes his girlfriend to bed for the first time. Embarrassed by his the size of his knob, he insists on turning the light out. In the...
Travis walks into a stable. The horse says, "Why the small penis?"
Busted. lmao. I'm trying to learn how to text....:D her. I could tell ya'll more but I'd bore myself reading it.
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