Seems like rather a low estimate
Note to self: stop injecting performance enhancing drugs in to penis.
Unless you just remembered the answers from the first test and just kept repeating them? Anyway none of this will matter once humanity evolves in...
Or better yet an invectermine gun, killing two birds (quite literally if you fired at them) with one stone.
It’s not just the elites, the planet is overpopulated IMHO. Not that I want people to die, maybe just to have fewer children. Apart from me...
Nice - I don't really know what this means but I'll be using it at the next opportunity.
Crabs apparently like human meat too but don’t often get the chance. Beware a hungry Japanese spider crab.
I am not keen on crab as a food. I keep picturing them all skulking around on the sea bed picking at the decaying corpses of drowned sailors which...
Goliath?
It’s quite good for blocked ears apparently.
Something about muzzling wild foxes I think? She must be a pro-muzzle environmentalist… all probably related to preventing the spread of COVID.
Who you gonna call?
Interesting. Presumably your heart is even colder than your blood, so that your cold blood has a warming effect? Or perhaps something else, for...
tbf most politicians piss all over the electorate, perhaps he's just more literally minded.
Just so long as they didn't cross the streams while apprehending him...
Of course I do not condone burglary, but the costume is an act of genius.
The real question is, where can I buy this outfit? And then how do I achieve that mildly demented expression?
I believe we only exist in a fiendishly complex simulation running on someone’s smart phone. The biggest threat to our existence is that they get...
But not as quickly as the aliens with their sophisticated technology and multiple swivelling eyes (possibly).
If there was a god with no arms, or even just short arms, then it might not be able to tie its own shoelaces so you may be able to offer help...
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