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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One has a cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David. Many people...
Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like you...
Someone once noted that a Southerner can get away with the most awful kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced with the words, "Bless her...
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that...
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Try one of those Mini Forex accounts since they give you the all free charts, tools, and a smaller size future to cut your teeth on. Personally,...
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess...
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00....
The Rules of the Blues If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood the why and wherefores, here are some very...
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"...
BOUDREAUX'S DAY IN COURT Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was...
This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an affair with a woman. ..almost.." The priest says, "What do you...
It was mealtime during a flight on El-Al."Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked Moishe, seated in front."What are my choices?" Moishe...
"Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in...
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions...
I lived in the Keys for 7 years......and you do not need to be Gay to live there. Though IF you are Gay, there are a lot of like minded people in...
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and...
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