Oh, and as a sadist smoker its 2011 :D
Day of Death (as a non-smoker): 2066 Day of Death (same variables as above, but as a smoker): 2069 LOL!!!
Wow, just did a preemptive ignore list; I put all 30.000 or so members on ignore except for myself - now I can deal with the really really...
What did you say? :D
Man this ignore function is GORGEOUS, ET should license it to the current government since it would solve many personal problems between Rumsfeld,...
Yeah, I put him on my ignore list and will leave him there persistently :p
You're annoying dude - try to find something new, something different. I don't know, try to fool the pacifists as well. But always the same...
Let's sue ET for unauthorized usage of this one: :( I'm sure we could become millionaires by the blink of a judges eyelid :D
In another thread on this board, I put a link to this page, where it is mentioned: :D http://www.despair.com/demotivators/frownonthis.html
"US5443036: Method of exercising a cat" http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05443036__
Here's something similar: the company "Despair Inc." (well known for its demotivators) registered ":-(" as a trademark; after it was granted (no...
ROTFL!!!
I'll claim that one of my ancestors invented the wheel some 10.00 years ago and have it patented as a result :D
Man, gotta love that Jewish humour :p Hope they won't sue the Italy for all the sins the Romans commited during 1000 years :D
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