Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't...
Subject: Thoughtful Dentist A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No...
Of course !!
No Nursing Home for Us!!! No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care...
He's obviously not a complete idiot - some parts are missing !!!
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London, one took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an...
Bulletin ... Bulletin This just in ... The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US...
For those ETers who are so quick to label other ETers racists, here's an interesting email I received recently ... Subject: Racist > >...
Oh yeah ... I do like your style !!!!! But I'm thinking that where he already escaped twice before, the military commanders didn't another...
Good point. But to totally eliminate immigration would keep some quality people out as well.
This brought to mind the following: Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim...
BUSH GETS MESSAGE FROM OSAMA WASHINGTON: After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to...
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Mr. Slinger ... were you only telling us half a story ????
How would ending immigration ensure that it wouldn't even matter how much islam sucks?
It was incorrect of you to expect someone else to accept financial responsibility for your mishap. Order a replacement cocktail, and if it appears...
WAEL012000 ... first let me say that your most recent posts not only display an unexpected sense of humor, but an equally enexpected change of...
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,...
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