'TWAS THE CURRENT COLLEGE PARENTâS WEEK BEFORE XMAS By Jim Boyle, President, College Parents of America (With apologies to Clement Clarke...
I understand it must hurt a whole lot that GWB has beaten your sorry liberal butt several times (strong economy, strong defense, moral values,...
Thanks vulture. Just going through search engines, websites, etc, I also found that TD Waterhouse and Ameritrade offer mutual funds - but at...
Can anyone suggest a good, low cost broker for trading mutual funds, other than optionsXpress? TIA.
The Good Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said....
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I don't know how you Dems can live with yourselves, as you continue to pretend that you really believe that the man who has whipped your butt over...
EVER WONDER? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you...
A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving, and tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and...
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the...
The $20 Job A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when a young man entered. He noticed her & walked...
Yes, like: How I Gave The American Finger To Stupid UN, Kicked The Terrorists' Butt From Kabul To Baghdad and Beat Those Dem Liberals to a Pulp...
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A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home. The...
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not...
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