Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the Bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Catholic...
"Some good news for the economy. President Bush went on a month-long vacation." Jay Leno "Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)...
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through...
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife." "What...
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position...
Well, let me think... :D
A pretty woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near...
Wow! Looks "different" :)
Interesting... :)
Exactly! Excellent point! Good idea!!! I say, keep Optional777 and get OTL, nitro, Fye, Tom Daschle and Saddam out of here!! :D
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
Yannis: Excellent point - I'm with you 100% :cool:
Yes, that's totally true. Now, add driving fast cars to the equaltion and the trip will be short... three strikes, you're out! :D
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? *********************...
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "that's my pet...
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"...
Men's lives after marriage... :D
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