The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We...
Office of the Secretary of Defense 1010 Defense Pentagon Washington, D.C. 20301-1010 Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent...
Ever think his dogged persistency sorta smells of being on the preverbal ET payroll? :D
New Car Just got my new Lexus RX400ha few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio...
I agree! Actually, this is the first time I have LOL from a Penn & Teller skit. They should get pissed-off passionate more often. Ah the best...
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the...
Same premium recommendation with the Pathfinder for over 65K. I have used mid-grade since new with no problems. QUOTE]Quote from nitro:...
A letter left on the dining room table: My Dear Wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no...
Whoooo Ahhaaaaa!?? :confused: :confused:
Humor in truth. A real toe stomper - and during the Christmas season too- simply tasteless but so funny. Twas the Night Before Tookie's...
The RT Magnum is the 2nd car in my life that I would have to admit to a serious heart-throb. The Nissan 270 Z (yes 1977) was the first. I...
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Hidalgo, TX. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a...
"Now, again, I NEVER insinuated the spam posts were coming from this message board / management or owner. I know the owner and well - I'm sure he...
Yes That is precisely it. Just as Joe has attached on his post. Some offers a different stock. Now, again, I NEVER insinuated the spam posts...
Obliviously this spam is an isolated and coincidental event. Biggerfish- You very well may have nailed the source issue. As I stated before- I...
Well, maybe it is one hell of a coincidental fluke? We just can't know for certain, but the timing is realllllly realllly odd. All the same...
Thanks Rearden for helping here but you may find it interesting that... The only reason I get "Trader oriented Spam" is because of my...
I don't want your freakin SPAM. <CENTER><FONT SIZE=+6> STOP IT !! </FONT> </CENTER> Why do you even send me this crap? Even if -and just...
Jeep Liberty? Chrysler's SUV's have NEVER had a service record I would want to stomach. The Wifey has always liked the Liberty and before that...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE...
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