I think this joke is originally from German where it is slightly (only slightly) funnier. The punchline: - Cactussssssssssssssssssssssss! -...
Hey Shortseller, I'm just a fly on the wall here, but DC has you dead to rights. You call him a joke, not serious, baby account, then claim you...
Not to belabor the obvious, but nobody knows whether he will be right or wrong. Here is a strong argument why he is unlikely to be right, and even...
Here's the irony. When Google went public Sergei and Larry told the company at one of their Friday beer busts, "We don't want to see a lot of...
Can you provide any of that strong evidence? You've made a claim that's quite hard to prove. Martin
As an investor, I wouldn't buy it at any price. Wall Street has consistently underestimated the risk in this stock and underreacted to negative...
What hasn't moved up nicely in the last two years? Seriously. Martin
I think a short oil / long natural gas play is worth watching. They are energy equivalent at a ratio of 5:1 between QM and QG. I was in at 8:1 and...
Royalty trusts: http://mcdep.com/usrt50812.pdf Kurt Wulff estimates the exposure to natural gas for independent producers: XTO Energy -...
I use two identical 200GB external hard drives. One is kept off site in a secure location. The other is doing automated daily incremental backups...
Granted, but Aunt Millie (or Joe Trader) doesn't give a shit whose fault it is, she just wants her computer to work. You can't say Linux is easy...
Go to Fry's, buy two of the cheapest sound card you can find, put one in a Windows PC and the other in a Linux PC, get them both working. Then...
Oh come on. Linux is still vastly more complex for the user than Windows. With that complexity comes power, flexibility, etc... but ease of use?...
A door to door dildo salesman is making his daily rounds. He knocks on the first door and a brunette answers. He introduces himself, explains that...
A wealthy Texas rancher and his son are visiting colleges. The son has done quite well in high school and his father wants nothing but the best...
It's not. I hate Windows and I hold my nose every time I have to use it. Even so, Windows is a more appropriate platform than Linux for most...
d) DRIPs let you reinvest for free, generally at a slight discount to fair market value e) Ameritrade will reinvest dividends for you commission...
Who are statisticians? The old joke says, statisticians are just mathematicians broken down by age and sex. Martin
I thought I heard that ETrade Professional closed its prop operations. Are you prop or retail? Martin
Why do people seem to consider accelerating home construction to be bullish for housing prices? News like, "Gold production at record highs and...
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