This thread is a testament to why people occasionally need a lawyer. Under the Federal Securities and Exchange Act of 1934, Section 9(a)(2), It...
Yeah, he's a regular Don Quixote.
"...you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence." -- David Warner, Time Bandits (1981)
I think that the dealer will say, "All right then, sit yourself down and have a drink on the house." And, then a few hours later, the dealer...
Kenny Uston was another great blackjack player -- see Uston, Million Dollar Blackjack, Carol Pub Group (1987). Before playing blackjack, Kenny...
There's nothing whatsoever new in what you have just described. The technique is called "Wonging it," and is named for probably the greatest all...
I misunderstood -- until now. You believe in magic. The cards however, do not share in your belief system. Las Vegas is literally built on the...
I admire your persistence, however, you're wasting your time. The only way to win at blackjack in the long run is to count cards -- it has been...
I dunno, but I'll take the compliment, regardless. :)
Reluctantly, I will admit to having played blackjack professionally in my youth. This means that I played tens of thousands of hands against real...
And, doesn't that mean, that for every dollar bet, in the long run, your win/loss will more closely approximate expected value? So, while you may...
Easy. Buy four shares of stock for every one share that you intend to trade, and then just hold the other three shares as inventory. You will...
The casino's edge at roulette will increase the longer you play? You mean, like, that little white ball knows how many time it's been used against...
If Joe Schmo generated $50K in net losses trading for the year, and he is married, I suggest that he contact a good family law attorney, because...
You keep trying to end the thread after you get the last word in. Simultaneously, you seem bent upon demonstrating the absurdity of my comments....
Exactly. Kizzy shouldn't be permitted to trade, because he is actually likely to break his leg, and the brokerage knows this. If you put 100...
I don't know how you drew the above question from my racetrack hypothetical, but it's not even close to what I was trying to demonstrate. My...
Gilbert can be charged with rape if he forced Sexy to have sex. Etrade can be charged with fraudulent misrepresentation if it induced kizzy to...
Full disclosure to potential traders would be to show the performance statistics of those retail traders who actually trade with the brokerage, so...
You realize that I get paid to find argumentative defects and exploit them, so, in that spirit, I can distinguish very quickly between the pro se...
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