If that's the case, then you raised some shit kids. I want my mom and dad to live as many years as possible... they should consume every last...
That, plus it makes for awesome Maury: <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390"...
Well, it doesn't literally have to be on your death bed. I am sure Genghis Khan got great pleasure in seeing Kublai and his other sons ride off...
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The problem for those economists is that they cannot accurately quantify the pleasure/mental-emotional benefit from having children in the...
You know, it's the oddest thing, but Rocky III explains so much about life.
True. But when you are on your death bed, there is satisfaction in knowing some part of you will continue on. Who would you rather be Genghis...
You can't put a price on moving your genes forward in the time. It's is a kind of immortality. I know this couple in their 50s, and they never...
Enjoy wild fish while you can... they soon will be gone: Wild Salmon Endangered By Failure To Contain Sea Lice From Salmon Farms...
Who you gonna fight in this civil war? The 0.01% who sell off their remaining stuff and move to Singapore? Or, are you gonna fight the new Chinese...
What? No Will Smith turning on his ghetto-accent and saying, "Oh-no, he didd eeen't" while he punches out a space alien/zombie/bad guy/mechanical...
I'd gladly go back to the Federal income tax rates charged in Ben Franklin's day.
Eh, I say the TSA employees can afford to lose some weight. So, fck em: <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390"...
Because our system is designed to keep a significant portion of our youth out of the labor market until they are in their mid to late-20s. Our...
I did a modest kitchen remodel in 2005, and dealing with the schlock vendors was a job in itself. The fridge salesman didn't want to talk to you...
The angriest black people seem to come from Chicago. I dunno why that is.
Yeah... that, or Abdullah the Bad Guy could just mold a piece of plastic explosive to look like a turd, and stick it up his keister, then use...
Half of the guys selling me bottles of water on the "secure" side of the gate look Indian or Pakistani.
Wow, that's sick: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie"...
I am intrigued by the possibilities... there are two directions this could have gone: 1. Lotsa sex with your girlfriend who has lots of free...
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