One Woman's Tale of Woe All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors,...
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll...
Why Arabs prefer Jewish Nursing Homes --------------------------------------------------- An Arab-American family was considering putting...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom....
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says. "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy...
An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to...
A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly...
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says,...
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted...
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International symbol of marriage is Approved by the UN New York-AP- On April 21, 2005, After 5 months of heated debate, the Commission of...
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl...
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the...
Jim, The Keys are loaded with daytraders. I loved it and I was very sorry when I had to leave there. Daytrading is the best way to make a...
200th Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar ADMIRAL NELSON'S FLEET CONFRONTS THE FRENCH & SPANISH WARSHIPS OFF TRAFALGAR Nelson: "Order...
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a...
Twenty-eight years ago, Bubba Thibodeaux, a Louisiana man from deep in the bayou, was drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the...
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to...
YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's...
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