Watch your language Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the...
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive.................... .......................................So I...
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a...
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THE TEXAS PREACHER The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku...
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a wee Leprechaun flat on his back, a big...
Robek, If I thought this was true, I wouldn't have posted it under "jokes" would I? Lighten up dude. LOL.:)
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: >> 29 have been accused of...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto...
Best short joke of the year. A three year old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"...
Living Will is Best Revenge -by ROBERT FRIEDMAN, Perspective Editor Published March 27, 2005 Like many of you, I have been compelled by...
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids . . . "WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they...
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse and spotted the most beautiful, perfect,"loaded" Lexus & walked over to inspect it. As she bent...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)...
Don't you feel like doing this to at least ONE person a day?
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." ************** Why...
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