Stephen Wright bon mots........ * I had amnesia once -- maybe twice. * Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. * All I...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks "is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?" "Yes,...
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home...
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and...
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. Soon, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white...
The drug to cure all ills.......:D
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Michigan State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the...
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The...
WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS FRENCH WAR HEROES...
The Nudist Colony A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A...
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a...
You know; You live in Arizona when... 1.You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You can open and drive your...
Why Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding...
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in...
Billy Bob and Bubba Ray were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Bubba Ray, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they...
Leave my friend Woodie alone.:mad: This junk has gone on long enough.:( He is a wonderful human being who helps his fellow man.:) Unlike the...
Marathon in the Florida Keys. Lived there for a long while and loved it. All the amenities you need and all the water, sky and sunshine you can...
Oh Samson, You let out our plans for world domination. Zoltan wants to have a word with you. ROFLOL.:D
I tried Don Miller too. Bought everything the guy had to offer. Cost me a fair chunk of change. I realize why his system works so well for...
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