A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in...
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it....
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. Now that you've come into my...
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now!" I'll drop $500 on the...
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks so he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he...
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a...
The Haircut G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at the same time while stopping for a little touchup while...
"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is going to vote Republican this year? ...seems the last time she went Democratic, and it left a bad taste in her...
Life is all about Ass You are either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it,...
Dateline Washington - May 26, 2005 AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT PASSES CONGRESS WASHINGTON, DC Congress approved sweeping legislation,...
Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies, toward the end of the service, He asked his congregation, How many of you have forgiven their enemies?...
The Florida State Flag will now be...... a blue tarp. The license plate symbol of two oranges will be...... replaced by a chain saw....
I dunno....watching Mr. 990 has made a lot of money for the traders in my room. He signals the extremes guys. Use the edge he gives you instead...
Turn your sound on. Somehow this reminds me of Kerry. http://www.rebelstudentalliance.co.uk/svetlana/asshole/ :p
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt...
Thank you so much Carl K!:) :)
Just so you know. The biggest mistake you can make is taking advice from these forums. It is a huge waste of time. I am talking from experience...
I would have started with TradeStation and thoughly backtested all my cockamamie ideas for 2 years before I put money into them. IMHO it is well...
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told...
Social Security As a man, at the age of 62, I decided to apply for early retirement benefits. Arriving at the local Social Security...
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