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Bob returned from a doctor's visit and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her...
I've always wondered about that name.............. This good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says "I want to be a...
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one evening, looking at the moon and talking. One blonde says to the other, "What do you...
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Well, this is my 5th year as a trader. One day I will be perfect, but until then I do a LOT of studying. I trade from home and suggest that you...
A silly newsreport/movie in Iraq for y'all. http://www.iranian.com/Anyway/2004/September/news.html :)
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Confessions An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: "Father,...
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Hey, that is MyTwoCent's tag line.....plagiarist:p
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to say hello to his...
Two Women at the Pearly Gates Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze...
Did you hear? France is stripping Lance Armstrong of his medals because he tested positive for 3 substances banned in France........
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He...
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking...surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story. While...
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." The salesman bought a ticket and...
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed...
1. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 2. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 3....
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub...
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