Chinese English friendship gift
Chinese English toilet directions
Chinese English sign out side of ?
Chinese Caution Sign in fractured english
Chinese ATM in fractured english
Saving Money As a painless way to save money, a young couple agreed that every time they made love the husband would put his pocket change into...
How come it's always a blonde? To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting...
Biology Lesson - Aussie Style A biology professor at the University of Australia was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee...
Two Shots of Whiskey A man walks into a bar and orders two shots of whiskey. He drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand. He...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom,so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used...
A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little...
The Half Wit A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and...
Your mother and my ex.:p
By all means...smoke a doobie. I need someone on the other side of my trade so I can rob them blind! Good god man, if I ain't sober, I ain't...
Men are like Laxatives..... They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are...
THIS ISN'T SO DAMN FUNNY!!! "Cheap labor" "The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap...
All In The Family Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and...
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest?" asked the confused husband....
Separate names with a comma.