I think "the feds" screwed up royally. Where the hell were they? This is what our National Guard is for, not fighting in Iraq. They are...
White man's guilt did not elect him. Just a whole pile of stupid people voted for the village idiot. :(
The Dentist The dentist told his patient that her X-rays showed he would have to drill her painful tooth. She grimaced and said, "Oh, no! I...
More proof of Global Warming. This is the model for 2000:D
Golfing With Doc... I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day. He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway. My...
Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q . How...
Sandwich Shop A man is walking down the street and he sees a sign that catches his eye: "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Handj*b: $10.00."...
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that...
ALASKAN HUMOR A day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State...
Why Computers Sometimes Crash! (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) ***This sounds better if you read it to yourself aloud.*** I f a packet...
Three Blondes Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the GrandCanyon and are at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that...
A very attractive blond woman dropped her car off at an auto repair shop, complaining to the service manager about a clunking noise whenever she...
Three Lawyers and Three Engineers Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three...
Words To Live By 1. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 3. Not...
Pulled Over For Speeding A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Otago, New Zealand. As the Central Otago officer walked to her car...
BREAKFAST She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?" She turns to...
FLORIDA BIKER AND HIS BABE.....:D
Tips Say A Lot A man finished his meal at a restaurant and left his tip: three pennies. As he walked out, his waitress mumbled, loud...
A Plan to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have...
Sad, but it happens to us all! LOL (if we are lucky):eek:
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