Little known facts of the Sea A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about...
Hairy Chest The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state...
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Everything has a gender...... 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are...
Venereal Disease A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!" The guy,...
At The Farm A young boy, about 12, answered a knock at the door. "Is yer paw home?" a farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy...
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already...
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said,...
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, that's no problem, how many do you...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a...
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they...
The Middle Wife, By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher: I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth...
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