I'm extremely embarrassed about my tiny dick so I bought a beemer.
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Yesterday I jerked off on my favorite couch for 3 hours. My therapist called the police.
My wife walked in on me masturbating yesterday. I got her back today by walking in on her while I was masturbating.
My new girlfriend just asked me if I have ever fucked a fat girl. After thinking for a moment I said, "Nope, I'm pretty sure you're the first."
I went into the emergency and said, "My wife needs help. She's having a heart attack." "Are you sure?" the nurse asked. "She looks a picture of...
What's the difference between plunging a sink and giving a hand job? Please post your answers on a postcard to my wife, c/o ET. please.
First you're married..then you have a girlfriend... stay tuned....
My new girlfriend just told me that our relationship was over. "I want to be a virgin on my wedding night," she said.
Oi vey! I'm going to start slow.... After dinner, my wife told me she was expecting a baby. "You'd better go and open the door." I said. "A...
I use this routine on everyone and anyone I meet. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EffPnse4WQs"...
More than three months ago, the Supreme Court unanimously dismissed Securities and Exchange Commission penalty claims against investment adviser...
I think this is the way it is done now. I think what the dna issue is trying to resolve the cases sooner by taking everyone dna for every arrest....
This is my favorite insider trading case, in a nutshell. So if an insider calls up a shareholder and tells you non public information and says...
Years ago my boss got a bomb threat, he told the caller fuck you and hung up. The guy calls back and then instead of asking for the boss just told...
Yes, having demanded this budget for four years, Republicans are now refusing to let it go forward. ----------------------------------...
Hey, I got an idea. How about we sacrifice some American soldiers in the ME so they can come over here and bomb us.
"In its latest effort to protect followers of Islam in the U.S. the Obama Justice Department warns against using social media to spread...
The students said they're excited about the potential opportunities. "With my aviation degree plus internet I have plenty of time to post on...
Quote from wilburbear: ----very height of man's optimism.... ----we get the tallest building.... ----I hope it's not a sign....
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