On Friday White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel and Obama senior advisor Valerie Jarrett were calling the CEOs and Washington office heads of...
Me... I would live in a hotel. That is freedom. Change floors, rooms if I so desire or move down the block to another hotel in a year or so....
I was in Disneyland on vacation last week and everytime I tried to have my photo taken some fat retarded fucker kept trying to get into shot....
I was walking through the train station with my blonde girlfriend today when she asked, "You see that sign over there that says, "You Are Here"...
Is Obama's health care plan cheaper than 3 bottles (daily dose) of Dr. Schulze's Intestinal Formula #1?
Where's the best place to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow! (took me a minute to get this one)
Personally, I feel it's my patriotic duty to accept junk mail and promptly toss it in the garbage. Chrissakes man, I gotta keep this economy...
You always see "caption this" photo contest. Whaddaya think they are advertising? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
Hmnnnn. I would call a tie for first place. Obama & Santa Clause
Below is a couple excerpts for your viewing pleasure. Rangel is going to restore "diginity" with nancy's approval. WASHINGTON - Rep....
Vice mutual fund VICEX Lust -LNET Pride - BARE Sloth - KNM, SNE,MSFT Wrath- WWE Envy - HWD Greed - PNK Gluttony- SAM...
Humpy, don't get too worried about the health care project. I'll sum it up for you in two lines. 1) Mail me the bill and where do I send the...
My teacher told us "Don't cite Wikipedia, as it isn't a reliable source, because anyone can edit it" I said, "Fuck off, anyone can edit MSM...
I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller". I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only...
I have just found inner peace. Its quite simple, just finish all the things you started but never finished. I went round the house this...
I'm annoyed by politicians who argue for the sake of arguing. Or to put another way, they agree in principle with a bill but try to figure out an...
I'm not sure if I'm correct to make this assumption but in hindsight anyone who cares to gather information from multiple sources can connect the...
:D :D OTH, the SEC might not recognize a bribe. "Here's a Benz." "Thanks anyway, my Pinto is running just fine."
Queen of mean part 2. We are all peons.
If you only watch one economic indicator this year, make it this one. --------------------- Pssstttt.. The author is a geologist.
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