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It's long 2100 SPX deltas with a tail credit. A tail credit.
omfg. I am going to hit the thing for 2K lots tomorrow.
So what? The 7.5 wasn't spent.
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I'm up $65K in the last three hours on edge. Almost $2K in comms.
740 lots. RT-neutral (nearly, rounding error). That's a day1 stress. Vanna-volga expressing $0 risk. [ATTACH]
$24 VaR. 24 dollar notional value at risk. ES (expected shortfall) which is more conservative is showing $122. I've broken the market.
TREMENDOUS arb. I am starting to move the mkt so I am getting close to capacity. [ATTACH]
You trade at your bank?
You're sad.
I know you were held back but your DCA was 13.81. #sadtrombone
2.5 last. Nice call.
I love punching down.
The guy shorted a 100-200 line and didn't realize it was event risk?
Update?
500X or go home.
The best part is the 6% vol-figure and 30 pip ranges.
My sister? How fucking damaged and stalkey are you? You have a problem? You have my address and phone number. Stop by any time.
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