"Hey Sweetie, could you blow up Nutmeg's action figure pool toy again please while I finish rollin his birthday doobie??'
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'...
The Homeless Man's Funeral Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again....
Yesterday my daughter, again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her...
Oldie but still goodie - According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of...
This ad may have come from deep in the archive bowels of ET... I can relate some. All I seem to get are these queries: "You still have that...
How to protect your watermelon patch!
Indiana is for me even if Idaho Maine bitch.
Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black", the non racist version of Snow White has been put on hold . All of the 7 dwarfs : Dealer, Stealer,...
Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic.
Woman's Demerit System All married men will attest to some reality in this Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she...
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The...
Martin Luther King, "I have a dream" Barack Obama, "I have the executive order"
Its funny that we actually seem to need this lesson nowadays. http://isil.org/resources/introduction.swf A basic lesson not taught in schools...
Bill Clinton was named the âFather of the Yearâ by the National Fatherâs Day Council on Wednesday. Now that his daughter is an adult. But...
Resl funnty shuttttt
I heard Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. (he's such a honey badger)
The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... Ah... Is this tense enough?
The Communist Chinese government, via its state-run media front Xinhua, has called for Americans to be disarmed, arguing that the Sandy Hook...
This is so right....(1:55) Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend http://youtu.be/GbycvPwr1Wg
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