Why do I love this guy?...
For real predictions! 1. If Obama wins the election - within a week, banks will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets. 2....
T'was the night before elections, And all thru' the town, Tempers were flaring Emotions ran up and down. I, in my bathrobe With a...
So, the wife and I are disagreeing on another A or B. The wife later says / admits : " you weren't right , I was just wrong!" :P Love it. :D...
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery....
The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and...
I have a friend whom tells a story about his pet Quaker parrot- Who went ape-chit when the new newspaper used in the bottom of her cage had the...
Punchline not needed - but I would likey a working flux-capacitor!! :D (Twist to "more hair of the DOG - that bit cha!") Study: Oral Sex Cures...
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world." Then He made the world round... and laughed and...
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and...
I have sooooo been there! (yes, I'm going back reading all this glorious history I missed in the making)
COOL - TIME TO LIGHT UP THE DOOBIE.
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Florida, I decided to have my next one done while visiting friends in...
How about :Walk this way...
Plurality of meaning for Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Christmas cheer!!
More change to come! A new Mt Tushmore to be erected somewhere in Illinois, where it is found there are a few more horses @sses than there are...
This may be bad chit, but its funny. What does Abe Lincoln, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr. and Obama have in common? Nothing yet! Now with...
The TEETS are showing signs of plumping up nicely and about to do the free oozen on the tax payers. -suck- -suck- -suck- (burp!)
As I read this guy's somewhat tormented letter - he'd rather not lay anyone off. They are all "good" producers. I admire his insight to choose...
One poignant way to accelerate the CHANGE in their life. ----- Original Message ----- From: ROBERT B Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008...
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