FUCK!
When she's pregnant, don't tell her you quit your job to become a trader.
Surfer Jill Hansen arrested on suspicion of attempted murder...
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Don't tell her you've found the holy grail of trading.
Don't tell her you're engaged to Paris Hilton and there's a 2nd sex tape people haven't seen.
Don't tell her you took the Williams million dollar challenge. Don't tell her you graduated from the TWMPMM school of trading. Don't tell her...
Don't tell her the secret to your trading is buying the 20 day breakout with a 10 day stop that risks 2% of your capital.
http://peterlbrandt.com/pfg-best-bankruputcy-trustee-offers-30-settlement-forex-claims/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brf97NlkI5c
Don't tell her you can claim a lifetime of -$3,000 capital loss carryovers.
Don't tell her you're Jack Hershey's trading assistant.
Don't tell her you plan on making $500 a week on a $2000 futures account. http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284078
Heck, Richie Dennis started with $1,600. He's one out of a hundred thousand futures traders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dennis
You don't need advice. Just do it, screen capture, and report back with your results. In fact, please, you should trade futures for 10 years in...
Someone has to sacrifice to the market gods, otherwise Zeus will cast thunderbolts on us mortals.
Realistically ... "minus $500 a week," exactly as you stated in the title of your thread.
Bootie!
We got a little of Bernanke's insight without forking over 250K. "Bernanke doesn't expect the federal funds rate, the Fed's main benchmark...
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/16/us-usa-fed-bernanke-insight-idUSBREA4F0OG20140516
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