Attention Bunny Fam, we got hacked

Remember the good old days when Jesse James (who by the way was an asshole) had to stop trains to rob people? Or bank robbers in the 20th century who had to study security set ups, drive getaway cars, etc? Those were old school.

With the invention of crypto currencies (not to mention Covid times) robbers work from home now. Who wants to leave the house when you can just type a few numbers and letters here, transfer other people's money there, and you are done???

"Attention Bunny Fam" yes, this is how they announced a 1 billion dollar hack, because these people are professional:

 

I'm glad these cyrptos are such safe, secure stores of money!

 

They are. Up 30%+ from yesterday

 

Down 30% from a week ago

 

Therein lies the problem; when you are down 30% you have to gain 42% to break even.

 

Not when you bought yesterday