Alphabet (NASDAQ:GOOG): Q3 EPS of $7.35 beats by $0.14. Revenue of $18.67B (+13.0% Y/Y) beats by $140M. https://investor.google.com/earnings/2015/Q3_google_earnings.html
lol beats by $600MM in REVS (annualized) and the shares are up $50B in the AH. Short what you can at 727.
Just founds this http://www.dakotafinancialnews.com/...-ceo-sells-33332-shares-of-stock-goog/452132/ . Adds an interesting twist...
The buyback is $5,099,019,513.59. There are 26 letters in the alphabet. The square root of 26 is 5.09901951359 lulz