In light of Apple CEO Tim Cook's announcement that he is gay, I feel empowered to announce my sexual orientation to my family, friends and colleagues. It is time for me to come out of the garage and admit to you that I am, and always have been, a heterosexual. I pray that my public admission will help other heterosexuals to feel better about themselves, and to feel comfortable fully expressing their sexuality in private, in public, and in the workplace.
I too have to finally admit that I am a straight heterosexual male. I've always felt this way since I laid eyes on those cute girls in elementary school. "I'm proud to be straight, and I consider being straight among the greatest gifts God has given me." I'm thinking about creating a Straight Male Parade with millions walking down the street with their girlfriends. No one is allowed to walk in their diapers or jock straps so don't even think about it.
I commend you guys on your bravery. Coming out straight in these times can be very difficult. I can only hope you won't face the harsh prejudices that other straight men have endured ever since announcing your gayness became the "in" thing, thanks to Hollywood and the liberal media. Stay strong heterosexual brothers!
Ohhh damn why do I have to be male and only fancy woman, I feel so inferior I Literally got attacked by a lesbian last Sunday, for being a pervert for yes having sex with woman or merely flirting with 1 LOL Over population sorted out, due to Pollitically Correctness, has turned Hetrosexual sex into a No No!!
I'm celibate. And not by choice. I consider my celibacy one of the meanest things God has ever done to me.
Ipad gone nuts, cant hit reply..... Maybe there is a god, if you was getting any you'd have to put up with nutty woman trust me your happier Another reason, why more blokes are on the turn, especially as they get older and woman get nuttier.
Had my gf out to dinner in the historic area where we live. Was holding her hand going up the sidewalk to car, and two obvious gay guys tried to walk right between us, pulling our hands apart. Had her close to me, and on the inside of the sidewalk in case any drinks do what they've done before.. She and I walked damn near into the grass, as these two "males" tried to break between us. Nice huh? I wasn't ruining our evening by becoming confrontational, but was cursing to myself over that kind of hatred, and attempt to make us feel bad for me liking her and her liking me.
There is a simple solution that has worked for my wife and I when we're going into town. Just drop by a wig shop and pick up something cheap. Slip it on when you're going out, and nobody will suspect you're a hetero couple. You can safely hold hands and fondle each other all you want, without arousing suspicion. Nobody, anywhere, is going to hassle a lesbian couple making out.
But you lot don't know how hard it is to be a gay person, they have to label themselves and tell everyone about there gayness continually cause its the only thing that defines them, then they have to have to complain about the Hetro's and how they persecute and attack them in there minds ofcourse while calling them homophobes. If you don't want to be treated differently stop telling everyone arrggghhhhh! A ugly lesbian attacking me and calling me a pervert for making a sexual joke ages ago. Worlds going madder!