I'm Getting Ass Sores

I trade reclined on office armchair with my feet on the desk, at an angle relative to the desk.
Recently I'm starting to get ass sores, on my butt cheeks.

I just thought I'd let you guys know.

Such are the perils of the trading job.

 

Don't do anything rash.

 

sit on edge your seat let your balls hang "thru da floor" like me