I'm Old Enough That...

"If your account is 250K or more..."
Then it was,
"If your account is 500K or more..."
Now it's,
"If your account is 1M$ or more..."

"Oh the times,
they are a changin'..."

 

The only way to place a trade was to phone your broker.

 

There are no retail brokers with minimums that high (even $250K). In fact, mimimums have been coming down or eliminated for years. IBKR did away with their minimum over a decade ago.

Link us to your BS claim. No retail broker offering portfolio margin requires those minimums.

You're FOS. .

 

“ Don’t pitch the bitch” is the reason no firms want your action.

 

Ask 100 people who are self-directed in the equity markets... 100 of them will state that market access has improved dramatically over time. necksium is a bot.

 

yes, on a pay phone!!!

I worked in a machine shop.

my boss would get pissed...

 

And all they had were monthly options

what was it?
Under a buck they were in nickel increments?

 

I wanted a quotrek so bad...

 

My first gaming console.

 

You are a cute little kid.

Spectrum Sinclair 48k was mine.