New bumper sticker ideas

Post your bumper sticker ideas. Then trademark/copyright it, and make millions (or pennies...)

My ideas to stir the pot....

Liberal until mugged/beaten/carjacked
Liberal before FICA

 

"This Obama bumper sticker holds my car together".

 

Uh oh, the bar's been raised...

Now we have to fire up Photoshop and design the bumper sticker, too....

 

This one works both for people who hate obama, and people like futurecurrents who are in love with obama.

 

I hate bumper stickers

 

This one would be more appropriate for you futurecurrents.

 

Do you even own a car?