Where's the best place to sell one's blood to cover trading losses? Has anyone ever sold an organ on e-Bay? Can you still do that? I really need to raise some cash - and like quick!
Well let's see if you have any valuable body parts. The brain is obviously worthless or you wouldn't be needing money right? The heart is too damaged over the stress your brain put it through day trading. The liver and kidney's are probably damaged from the liquor you drank to drown your sorrows. The eyes aren't of any value either after all those hours watching all those ticks go by. No, I'd say your pretty well screwed.