Tanned, Exquisitely Coiffed Bernie Sanders Tells Supporters Corporations Actually Have A Lot To Offe

Discussion in 'Politics' started by futurecurrents, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. DAVENPORT, IA—Expounding upon the many ways in which they’ve positively impacted the country at large, a tanned and impeccably coiffed Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) reportedly informed supporters gathered at a campaign stop Thursday that corporations actually have a tremendous amount to offer the American people. “Businesses both large and small play a vital role in our society, creating good jobs and pumping billions back into the economy, and corporations are just the largest and most successful of these businesses—and certainly we shouldn’t punish success,” said the presidential hopeful, adjusting the alligator-skin band on his diamond-encrusted Bulgari watch as he elaborated on the ways in which publicly held companies in the financial, telecommunications, and oil and gas sectors have spurred growth and development in communities across the country. “And when you think about it, these companies aren’t just some faceless entities—they’re our neighbors, our family members, and our friends, all working together to make America the truly great nation it is.” At press time, Sanders could be seen smiling and waving from the stairs leading up to a brand-new Gulfstream personal jet before heading off to a private fundraiser at Sheldon Adelson’s estate.
     
  2. loyek590

    loyek590

    the insurance industry started with a few ship owners who pooled their money in the form of premiums to pay damages to any unfortunate ship owner who lost a ship due to sinking. And it has worked very well now for two centuries. But you had to prove you were a responsible ship owner to be part of the pool.

    Bernie and the democrats want everybody to be part of the pool without any responsibility.

    I know this is over your head, so spare me the ??? reply
     
  3. loyek590

    loyek590

    in otherwords, to be part of the pool, you have to show me that you are doing everything in your power to make sure you never have to file a claim.
     
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Of course Futurecurrents doesn't tell you this article is from The Onion.

    http://www.theonion.com/article/tanned-exquisitely-coiffed-bernie-sanders-tells-su-50589

    Like most of the stuff he posts it is fictional.
     
  5. loyek590

    loyek590

    so the communist democrats want everybody to pay and receive benefits as they see fit. Us conservative libertarians are more than willing to pay a small premium (as long as it is not so much and too high to affect us that much) to insure that anybody who is also trying like us and falls on hard times is not wiped out.
     
  6. loyek590

    loyek590

    some people are happy and comfortable as individuals
    others are scared and only feel comfortable when they are a member of the group
     
  7. loyek590

    loyek590

    and it's about time all us individuals unite and fight against the group.

    and for a $5 dollar donation you can join "Individuals Against the Group" And if we all stand united, we can protect the Individual.
     
  8. loyek590

    loyek590

    the only eternally unanswered question is, "Where is all the money going to come from?"
     
  9. Ricter

    Ricter

    I'm not sure but I don't believe there has ever been more money per capita in the country than there is today.
     
  10. loyek590

    loyek590

    well good, then wealth redistribution has finally paid off, everybody today has money, more than at any time in history. What are you going to do with yours?
     
    #10     Jun 21, 2015