Today's Public Service Announcement

Discussion in 'Politics' started by gwb-trading, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY..............

    "WALK-NAKED-IN-AMERICA-DAY" !!!

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.

    So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists....

    (Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)

    All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers, in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

    Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.

    God Bless America!!

    P.S. ----If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lilly-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

    Thank you for your support of this very important initiative!
     
  2. Ricter

    Ricter

    Lol
     
  3. Ricter

    Ricter

    So what do you think of these women fighting for the right to go topless in public? Woohoo? God no? Takes some of the fun out of seduction?
     
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Can we place some upper age limit on those allowed to go topless. :)
     
  5. Ricter

    Ricter

    Hehe, slippery slope mate. Next you'll want a limit on their BMI.
    : )
     
  6. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    Now that you bring it up.... I have a few additional ideas. :)
     
  7. loyek590

    loyek590

    some think it's illegal to go naked because it's a sin
    others think it's illegal to go naked because it's an eyesore
    Never was sure exactly why it was those moslem men covered up their women.