I rigged the primaries because I was losing to Crazy Bernie, then I had my buddies cook up a fake dossier about Trump so that Obama would have justification to spy on the Trump campaign. I had full cooperation by the media, I went on Jimmy Kimmel and opened a jar of pickles, and to top it off, I had late night comedians making fun of Donald Trump's hair and his skin complexion. I was a lock to win. WHAT HAPPENED?