This looks promising but it is probably just another one of his scams? Last night, there was a small house rave in an Airbnb next to one of my places. I tried talking to them, music went down for about ten minutes. Then, after 1 a.m., I switched to body language and clattered six of the young lads. Fast forward to today: they’ve started up again, and it’s probably safe to assume they’re now armed. Here’s the situation: I literally have the high ground—the next building, a floor up. The Airbnb owner recently installed a jacuzzi, which means the noise is only going to get worse. Naturally, he didn’t get permission, and he’s not even bright enough to realize that the ground floor BBQ will eventually set off the building fire alarms. This is all set up on that building's roof for that reason. Chemical warfare seems like the easiest and most humane solution for handling antisocial Airbnbs long-term, a quick squirt into their outside area now and then. The real question is: will the Trump spray alone do the trick, or should I combine it with something that kills Legionnaire’s disease in the tub?
I didn't get much sleep. Trump stink might be too cruel, and five days for delivery, so I doused the area with something homemade. You can shoot amazingly far, and accurately, with a 50ml syringe. I think it's important that Amercians understand that in little government, libertarian ideal places, like this, you have to take matters into your own hands. In societies with minimal government, individuals take responsibility for managing conflict and antisocial behavior themselves. While this sounds appealing in theory, many people may underestimate the skills and resilience required to navigate such an environment effectively. Conflict is a learned skill you must practice, or be dominated. You want a Trump world of predators and prey, better be ready for the mess.
Speaking of predator and prey, I just noticed that the 13 year old girl Trump raped was not mature enough to use his stink spray.
So I probably should have assumed he released a perfume, because he did. A scent for repubkicuntsl, even with his head on the bottle.
Of course there are more. 1. Donald Trump, The Fragrance - Released in 2004, this was a "bold" scent marketed to reflect Trump's image of success. 2. SUCCESS by Donald Trump - Launched in 2012 in collaboration with the Five Star Fragrance Company, this was positioned as an ass-pirational fragrance toilet water.
Most votes just like Rocky Balboa. You mean Electoral College votes for a Republican in recent times. Reagan got 525 EC votes. Trump just 312, didn't even get half the popular vote. No mandate. Been drinking the Trump toilet water? I guess it has alcohol. This Israeli? formula stuff might be a good chaser.
Well it's working, my mix of cod liver oil, a little vinegar and some fish food powder (they had this in a nearby pet food vending machine) just made a couple pinch their noses near the illegal Airbnb party tub. As they don't have a cover for it and leave it turned off for days, exposed to bird and bat crap and whatever, I'm just helping something that was going to happen anyway. Quite possibly saving that girl a nasty infection. I'm a hero really, not a weirdo villain from an 80s movie.