2014 was a summer sizzler: Earth's hottest on record

Discussion in 'Politics' started by futurecurrents, Sep 19, 2014.

  1. No YOU don't know, or more accurately pretend you don't know. You're a fucking liar and insane to boot. A carbon tax does not mean a totalitarian govt. That's just the raving of a lunatic.
     
    #181     Sep 24, 2014
  2. dbphoenix

    dbphoenix

    You must have been pretty terrible. "Your honor, please instruct the witness not to be so douchey."

    (?)
     
    #182     Sep 24, 2014
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    You're a fucking liar and insane to boot.
     
    #183     Sep 24, 2014
  4. jem

    jem

    how little you know.. that is one of the best strategies.
    let the witness or the lawyer douche it up... then crush them.

    therefore few people in court really douche it up like you db.

    only 2 lawyers really ever douched it up like you while on of my cases.

    I crushed 1 lawyer on appeal... they were awarded nothing.
    the other is long story regarding a well known song international distribution rights.
    Suffice to say the lawyer and plaintiff were willing to douche it up... but my client was eventually let out of the case because the plaintiff was not going to lie on record.


    I also remember one witness who really douched it up on the stand.
    I asked him a few questions. He douched it up and lied his butt off. But I could not prove it.
    But since he was such a douche I asked him a series of rather innocuous questions about the facts.
    Things everyone in the case already knew... but I sort of wanted to know his "friends" name.. someone else did the depo and it never came up... surprisingly.

    As I said I asked him a bunch of question leading him to believe I was going to bring him into one of the contentious parts of the case... but I asked him about something else At one point he stated he was with his friend. I asked him his friends name. He said he did not know. I stopped the cross right there.

    During my closing, I spoke to the jury about credibility (the opposite of douche) and I explained how our system was great at getting to the truth and the truth tellers. I then reminded them that witness douche did not even know is own friends name.

    The jury awarded the plaintiff a nominal amount... less than we had offered.

    You could say one of the best strategies in court is the anti douche strategy.
    There is even a jury instruction designed to be anti douche.

    "falsus in uno falsus in omnibus"




     
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    #184     Sep 24, 2014
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    :D
     
    #185     Sep 24, 2014
  6. dbphoenix

    dbphoenix

    If you had used that word in court, you most likely would have been laughed out of it.

    In any case, while this scenario is entertaining, you could not have been any better as a lawyer than you are as a "scientist" since you have neither a lawyer's mind nor a scientist's, which is why your posts have so little to offer anyone who thinks.
     
    #186     Sep 24, 2014
  7. Good chart.As IBD noted [Investors Business Daily],In 2008 ....Climate change is a ''tree ring circus[trying to] promote fraud.''And watch this last IBD ,August2014 quote ''guess what, the climate is always changing''LOL, but true.

    I noticed they [climate change scammers ]changed the name of the scam from global warming , to climate change.

    Much of the south had cooler than average climate in 2014, because they had more rain that average. Thanks
     
    #187     Sep 24, 2014
  8. jem

    jem

    you match the words to the forum.
    you may have been called similar things in court but not understood.

    sort of the way you can't grasp the idea that until there is evidence that man made co2 causes warming... the proper viewpoint is agnostic.



     
    #188     Sep 24, 2014
  9. LEAPup

    LEAPup

    Lol! LOVE IBD! Can't go without it!
    And is funny, i'm sitting here shivering at 72 degrees in north FL.
     
    #189     Sep 24, 2014
  10. dbphoenix

    dbphoenix

    There's plenty of evidence, but you're looking for proof, and this isn't geometry; it's climate science.
     
    #190     Sep 24, 2014