Are we in some kind of dream, deja vu...literally....

The parallels are undeniable.

 

The Fast and the Furriest? The car’s owner was just letting the raccoon drive because she trusts it more than Tesla Autopilot.

 

The racoon framed the driver.

 

Perhaps MAGA should let it run the country. Just to stabilize it, of course, until the next election.

 

Please, I could finally relax.

I have his VP right here.
https://ballotpedia.org/Vermin_Supreme

 

The name suggests a relation. Is that good? A nepo VP?

The guy finished high school in 1979? Damn, that's 3 years after I did. But the guy looks old enough to be my father. Looks like politics took its toll on the fellow.

 

Vermin Love Supreme "runs on gingivitis and zombie power."

Grey beards are very aging.

 

Yeah, but unless shadows are exaggerating the effect, he's got check-in baggage under his eyes, too.

 

That's where the wisdom is I guess, plus that huge boot he always wears on his head may be scrunching his face? I'm sure they would capture the hearts of disillusioned voters and libertarian cryptids alike, a platform of unfiltered authenticity and nocturnal vigilance.



https://www.c-span.org/clip/washington-journal/user-clip-legalize-meth/4918058

 

He's definitely taking fashion risks. Maybe he thought he was a shoe-in with the hat.