Sell covered options or risk going back to your parents. Or at least only trade spreads. Really not that difficult.
There will come a time when you regret that statement, and then you'll understand that it's a big flaw in a strategy of selling premium. When you open a short option position, you're putting yourself at the mercy of future events (earnings, black swans, death, destruction, etc.), which you can't predict. Your underlying(s) will get wacked, and you'll end up with a growing portfolio of junk. Trying to work yourself out of that mess isn't any party. My advice to you isn't theoretical. It is based on long experience, which has been painfully shared by many option sellers.
Or try ratios (which oké are also spreads and naked parts, so better not if you don’t know what can happen). It’s fun till it’s march ‘20 again. A high vix is a friend and enemy in the same jacket.
I have already spotted some impressive candidates for the certificates. But need more evidence. We do not give those easily
You should also add a PatheticTrollCertifier while you are at it. I am sure you wouldn't be short of candidates for that certificate either.
Are they given retroactively? Because I'd like to nominate the "infinite gamma" concept as proposed by TheDawn here.