I don't like my body covered in goo. I like the space of a house, room to cook in a kitchen, room to park toys in the garage, no restrictions on how often I shit without emptying the sewerage and how long I shower in limitless hot fresh water. Boats are good if you like working on it while pouring money down a hole.
*psst I have a secret to tell you*. Yer not living on cruise ship. You just jump into the water, do your duty, and climb back aboard. Easy peasy.
It is obvious you have been traumatized, being an Aussie, where all fauna will kill you. You can take a shit in the Med without fear of a tse-tse-fly entering your urethra, dude! Or something like that. Sorry, wrong continent. Wanker all the same!
Go big or go home: https://www.forbes.com/sites/irenel...ses-affordable-living-at-sea/?sh=6f2f50953e70 https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20161201-meet-the-people-whove-retired-at-sea
These people are weird. Who t f can live like that? I mean I can see someone doing this for some kind of great daring adventure: man vs. sea, point A to point B, mother nature or me.... ....but to live on something this small with your family..?!!! These people are weird. "Pass me another shot of seawater."