Does anyone else get the shits when they trade?

Combination of strong coffee, cocaine, and adderall significantly increases your heart rate and metabolism, causing you to defecate at least 4X before noon while day trading.

 

Just move your desk into the bathroom over the toilet. Problem solved!

 

Just see a doctor maybe instead of asking us? Hilarious thread tho

 

Could be the flax seed I eat at breakfast.

I hope it's not serious. Could be colitis.

 

wasn't expecting this thread to be literally about shits lol.

 

Depends, man.. DEPENDS!

The new ones don't even show panty lines.

 

Does anyone trade standing up? Might do the trick.

 

Sounds like you're overleveraged.

You get cold hands as well?

 

Wouldn't you have to be sober to do that??

 

Probably. No cold hands.