Well, Washington does this improbable thing on Christmas morning and gets all kinds of cool stuff from the Hessians. Story ends. Cliff enough for ya?
Shit, sorry. The Cliff notes were wrong. It was actually the morning after Christmas, when the Hessians were nice and hung over. Perhaps this is why this wee lad don't drink no mo.
Let's see we have a long term trader, then cliff notes is day trader, then misinformation of reporting agency, but another trader keeps trading, then someone knows the REAL story and he attacks on right morning. Yep, just another trading week.
More like the actual good ol' days when the world was free of virtue-signaling SJWs (programmed to think they're "woke") looking for mythical wacism/homophobia/misogyny under every rock.