My pistol is in a biometric safe under my bed. My door gets kicked in, I go for it. The rest of your nonsense was just that. I understand you don't have a counter argument (one that makes any sense) but try not to get pissy about it.
No, that's what folks like you do, while you wait "6 minutes" for an officer. I reach under my bed, arm myself and then proceed to systematically eliminate intruders.