Jokes 2

I really like that one Reggae song. You know. The one about weed.

 

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I was going to go visit my buddy in prison today, but he told me he's busy because it's hump day.

 

I felt quite abandoned when my father never visited me in prison.


He kept using the same old excuse, "I can't visit you today son, I'm in prison."

 

Don't worry you can always go visit Your Mommy or is she in prison too ?

 

When I got divorced from my first wife, her lawyer offered me a great deal. Split the house. I got the outside.

 

I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar.

 

Classic Steve Martin

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The View From Up There

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I do not want somebody to give me the finger!

I want to earn it.