Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. "Bond..".

    "James Bond?"

    "No", replied Jamal. "Bail bond"
     
    #11731     Apr 14, 2013
  2. Some Chinese guy just called me, He said, "Is your Car for Sale?".

    I said, "No sorry, Its for Driving, Maybe you should look on Boats.com".
     
    #11732     Apr 14, 2013
  3. (I need some help with this. Tell me if this is funny. I'm not sure.)

    A short story.

    "What's the matter with you?" I asked my Italian cousin.

    "What's the matter with you?" he replied.

    The end.

    (Maybe it needs a third line...:confused: )
     
    #11733     Apr 14, 2013
  4. The arguement..by Nutmeg.

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    "What's the matter with you?" I asked my Italian cousin.

    "What's the matter with you?" he replied.

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "Shuduppa"

    "You shuduppa"

    "Shuduppa your face"

    "Shuduppa your face"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "What's the matter with you?"

    "Shuduppa"

    "You shuduppa"

    "Shuduppa your face"

    "Shuduppa your face"
     
    #11734     Apr 14, 2013
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Best Short Story

    "The last man on Earth sat nervously at the edge of the bed. There was a knock on the door..."

    :) :) :)
     
    #11735     Apr 14, 2013
  6. It was a dark and stormy night, suddenly there was a tap on the window. He thought, ""That's a strange place for a tap."
     
    #11736     Apr 14, 2013
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    ...Through that window he saw a bunch of women giggling and playing taps -- and said to himself: "that can't be good!..." :)
     
    #11737     Apr 14, 2013
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    Speaking Of Canada

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/5JX4gWcWRAo?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    :) :) :)
     
    #11738     Apr 14, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”

    The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”

    The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence” The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in a sentence.”

    The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”
     
    #11739     Apr 15, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    I like to be taken seriously when i spread a rumor on twitter so i always use the word 'confirmed'.
     
    #11740     Apr 16, 2013