Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #11781     Apr 29, 2013
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Good one!
     
    #11782     Apr 30, 2013
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    The Signs Of Our Times

    Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
    On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
    At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
    On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
    At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
    In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
    At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
    In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
    In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
    On the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #11783     Apr 30, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I feel so much better. I just took a huge Paul Krugman article.
     
    #11784     Apr 30, 2013
  5. fhl

    fhl

    I heard Jason Collins favorite part of the nba draft combines was the Wonderlic test.
     
    #11785     Apr 30, 2013
  6. #11786     Apr 30, 2013
  7. fhl

    fhl

    You can just see what a gentleman Jason Collins is. With a face like that, it's obvious his friends will always have a place to sit down.
     
    #11787     May 1, 2013
  8. In case any of you were wondering,

    the male 'G-spot' is located in the back of a woman's throat.
     
    #11789     May 1, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    "Scored 4, 10+ years ago" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address.
     
    #11790     May 2, 2013