As soon as someone said his money went up like a poof of smoke to taxes, there were immediate cries of him being poofterphobic.
Keynes doesn't deserve all the ill will he's been getting over the last couple of days. He was really a very popular guy. He had friends up the arse!
I walked into the unemployement office today, "what sort of work are you looking for?" asked the advisor. I said, "I'm looking to work in the adult movie industry." "I see," she replied, "and what have you got on your Resume?" "A bit of spunk," I replied frantically trying to pull the pages apart.
- similar but a neat variance - 27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?' 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'
A certain tabloid offered readers $1 each for "embarrassing moment" letters. One reader replied: "I work on an early night shift in a steel plant. I got home an hour early last night, and there I found another man with my wife. I was very much embarrassed. Please send me $2, as my wife was also embarrassed." The editor reportedly sent a check for $3, admitting the possibility that the stranger, too, might have been embarrassed.
A woman is rescued after 17 days buried in a factory in Dhaka. What an amazingly lucky Friday this is. Gives her the whole weekend off before going back to work sewing H&M clothing.
this is like a reality and the situation of Govt job is similar but they are doing a little bit of work too