Some people don't find earth funny enough...I guess. or it's Nutmegs jokes... http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/10/whats-new-on-mars-78000-apply-to-go/?hpt=hp_t2
Just waiting for the survey thread on which ET member should be 'volunteered' to be added to the list for the one-way Mars trip.
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Never forget the George Carlin quote on bipartisanship: âBipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.â
My friend took her Grandma to one of those fancy Health Spa's, where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin. It cost her $65, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral.
"I'm terrified of the maternity ward in that hospital," I was telling my Dad earlier. He said, "Why's that, Son?" I said, "I fell out of a cunt in there once."