Jokes 2

Some people don't find earth funny enough...I guess. or it's Nutmegs jokes...


http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/10/whats-new-on-mars-78000-apply-to-go/?hpt=hp_t2

 

Just waiting for the survey thread on which ET member should be 'volunteered' to be added to the list for the one-way Mars trip.

 

Jason Collins got gayme!

 

I'm so glad the therapy is coming along so nicely.

 

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."

 

Never forget the George Carlin quote on bipartisanship: “Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.”

 

My friend took her Grandma to one of those fancy Health Spa's, where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin.

It cost her $65, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral.

 

"I'm terrified of the maternity ward in that hospital," I was telling my Dad earlier.

He said, "Why's that, Son?"

I said, "I fell out of a cunt in there once."

 

I told my psychiatrist I have problems talking to attractive women.

She told me to get out.

 

That's not exactly true.

I said, "Doc, no one will talk to me!"

She says "Next!"