Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #11821     May 11, 2013
  2. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    #11822     May 11, 2013
  3. fhl

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    Jason Collins got gayme!
     
    #11823     May 11, 2013
  4. I'm so glad the therapy is coming along so nicely.
     
    #11824     May 11, 2013
  5. After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."
     
    #11825     May 11, 2013
  6. Never forget the George Carlin quote on bipartisanship: “Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.”
     
    #11826     May 12, 2013
  7. My friend took her Grandma to one of those fancy Health Spa's, where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin.

    It cost her $65, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral.
     
    #11827     May 12, 2013
  8. "I'm terrified of the maternity ward in that hospital," I was telling my Dad earlier.

    He said, "Why's that, Son?"

    I said, "I fell out of a cunt in there once."
     
    #11828     May 12, 2013
  9. I told my psychiatrist I have problems talking to attractive women.

    She told me to get out.
     
    #11829     May 12, 2013
  10. That's not exactly true.

    I said, "Doc, no one will talk to me!"

    She says "Next!"
     
    #11830     May 12, 2013