Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    "What is 18 inches long and loved by women?"

    "How the heck would I know. I'm a white guy"
     
    #11831     May 13, 2013
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

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    #11832     May 13, 2013
  3. Someone applied autotune to this guy's interview. Poor guy! The song is not too bad tho.

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    #11833     May 15, 2013
  4. I was a very inquisitive child and one day I asked my dad,

    "Dad, can you get aids of a toilet seat?"

    "Well you can if you sit down before the other fucker gets up" He replied.
     
    #11834     May 15, 2013
  5. I won''t make the same mistake this summer as I did on the dry, sunny day last year.

    Mu wife asked me if I would go out for a walk in the park with her. I agreed, on condition she went without wearing her panties.

    We were standing beside the lake, when I decided to step into a canoe near the bank.

    I nearly fucking drowned because the 'canoe' turned out to be an upskirt reflection of her cunt.
     
    #11835     May 15, 2013
  6. trendo

    trendo

    Good one, nutmeg. It reminds me of Steve Martin's line, “I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal – high enough so you can look up her dress.”
     
    #11836     May 16, 2013
  7. Franco's Highly Polished Gucci Shoes

    Franco, the Italian Stallion at the local night club, leaned

    forward and said to the young lady he was dancing with, "I'd

    like to compliment you on your panties. They are pink with

    your initials embroidered, and trimmed in lace."

    "How do you know?" inquired the young lady.

    Franco replied, "I'm wearing my three hundred dollar Gucci

    shoes that are highly polished, and I can see the reflection

    up your skirt."

    With that, the young lady slaps his face and hurries off the

    dance floor.

    A short time later, Franco begins dancing with another pretty

    young lady, when he says, "I'd like to compliment you on your

    panties. They are brown with tan trim and embroidered with

    the day of the week."

    "How do you know?" she demanded to know.

    Franco replied, "I'm wearing my three hundred Gucci shoes.

    They are highly polished and I can see the reflection of what

    is up your skirt."

    Again, Franco gets his face slapped, and the second young lady

    storms off the dance floor.

    Unaffected by his rejections, Franco begins dancing with yet

    another pretty young lady. After a moment, he asks, "Are you

    wearing black, furry panties?"

    The pretty young lady replied, "I'm not wearing any panties

    at all."

    "Thank God," he blurted out, "because I thought I had a split

    in my three hundred dollar Gucci shoes!"
     
    #11837     May 16, 2013
  8. :D That's so funny. never heard it before.
     
    #11838     May 17, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    The Washington Wizards have just announced the addition of a new sponsor and the renaming of their arena.
    The new name... the Ben Gay Arena.
     
    #11839     May 17, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Jason Collins has come to terms with the fact that his career may be over and he's thinking of pursuing his life long dream of being in the navy. He just loves being around seamen.
     
    #11840     May 17, 2013