Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    I have sex with my wife almost every day.

    Like today, I almost had sex with her.
     
    #11871     May 23, 2013
  2. An old man walks into a home depot and asks for a can of insecticide.The associate asks,"For flying or crawling insects?"

    "At my age probably crawling" says the old man," But what does sex have to do with it?"
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    jokes this funny are tough in the morning.:cool: :D
     
    #11872     May 25, 2013
  3. Servicemen in the US military have been told sexual assault could lead to a dishonourable discharge, however the most likely outcome is slight inflammation and redness.
     
    #11873     May 25, 2013
  4. fhl

    fhl

    I used to sit around and drink beer in my underwear.

    I eventually found that it tastes better in a glass, though.
     
    #11874     May 26, 2013
  5. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qLm3HMG8IhM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11875     May 26, 2013
  6. Is nutmeg ok? No jokes in a few days...
     
    #11876     May 29, 2013
  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    He probably ended up in the chop suey - see above

    :p
     
    #11877     May 29, 2013
  8. baro-san

    baro-san

    Not a joke ... "The Art of Beating Your Wife According to Latter-Day Muslim Clerics"

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zf3EdlXl4t4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #11878     May 29, 2013
  9. I'm staying in a convent and experiencing technical difficulties with the wifi filter. :D
     
    #11879     May 29, 2013
  10. TGregg

    TGregg

     
    #11880     May 30, 2013